Editor:
Last week’s letters regarding the Bunny Problem were long on angst, but short on practical solutions. Hence:
1. The Friday the 13th solution. Messy, but Jason works for free.
2. The Trouble with Tribbles. When the Enterprise was overrun with over-sexed adorable creatures, Captain James T. Kirk beamed them to a Klingon vessel.
3. Night of the Living Dead. Zombies are cute and they don’t mate. Develop a bunny-specific zombie virus.
4. Bollywood. Who has time for loving when all you want to do is dance?
5. 24. Jack Bauer has time on his hands. Brand the bunnies a muslim threat. Code Red! Code Red!
6. Canada Post. Put the bunnies in the mail.
7. Charlie Sheen. Invite him to do a gig in town. That should be enough to turn the bunnies off mating.
8. The Pied Piper. Start a bunny hop. Lead bunnies off a cliff or to Toronto. Even better if Amy Winehouse leads the hop.
If offered the $60 000, I will not accept.
Peter Learn,
Canmore
