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Bigger is better new mantra

Editor: A massive, prestige-boosting multiplex centre has been built in Canmore so that we can recreate safely indoors without the risk of running into some nasty animal predators.

Editor:

A massive, prestige-boosting multiplex centre has been built in Canmore so that we can recreate safely indoors without the risk of running into some nasty animal predators.

A monstrous housing development is being planned to cram another entire city into our narrow Bow Valley.

The most likely jumbo-mac-size-result: A sterile and tame mountain metropolis-chockend with (mostly monster-size RN-trucks) spreading from valley wall to valley wall.

Any surviving large predator (except the human predator) attempting to bypass (or God forbid) travel through our city will be either relocated and/or destroyed, if it hasn’t already been “eliminated” on our super-busy rail or double-sized highways, even before reaching our “mountain haven” so dearly cherished by all of us “nature lovers.”

Gian-Duri Giger,

Canmore

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